May 2013
Don't worry if you don't fit in right now, kids...
sodamnrelatable:
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
dampsandwich:
i want a boob job. a job involving boobs. that would be nice.
verlorenerprinz:
little known fact: the clothes in the movie “Coraline” were all hand knitted
by a woman with tiny fucking needles
madsturbating:
There are some things in this world that I don’t understand
and this photo is one of those things
wishcave:
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
castielandhishunters:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
shadowfoxfire:
kamerlort:
do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse
yes.
getyourassbeat:
a girl once asked me if she could get pregnant from swallowing after a blowjob and i told her yes because i thought she was kidding and she cried
sweettoothless:
a-lgernon:
sweettoothless:
a-human-named-fionna:
sweettoothless:
a-human-named-fionna:
sweettoothless:
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
LIVIN’ IN A LONELY WORLD
SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN ANYWHERE
JUST A CITY BOY
BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
in the kingdom hearts 2 novels axel killed himself hoping to meet roxas in the afterlife but he was revived as lea
...
sodamnrelatable:
when you’re trying to remember the name of a song that’s stuck in your head
and then you hear it and remember
and you’re like
that’s the song
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
amoying:
amoying:
what did the french chef say to the pancake?
I DONT GIVE A CRÊPE
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
sshame:
i hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad about herself and stuff so theyre like “you’re beautiful” on signs and say shit like “every girl deserves to be called a princess” like we’re not a fucking charity that needs to be pitied all the time
metaphorically:
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
hipssway-lipslie:
obviously-bored:
gosiowo:
painstiels:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
I’m so sorry.
quick, Leo, catch one
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
shutupaubrey:
shutupaubrey:
have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
